Let’s all have a laugh :-)

Yesterday I said to another blogger, Kristian (same name but she’s a lady and I’m a bloke)

at

https://lifelessonsaroundthedinnertable.wordpress.com/

that I might do a post about my favourite jokes….

“You should” she replied, so Here we Are.

Well my absolute favourite joke is the Sahra Pepelini joke that I’ve already mentioned in one of my earlier posts here:

https://talesfromthemindofkristian.wordpress.com/2018/06/19/sunshine-blogger-award-nomination-2/

 

Another favourite of mine is:

Q. What’s a Shih Tzu?

A. One without penguins.

Always cracks me up. 🙂

 

So here are a few more for you:

Q. Can a Kangaroo jump higher than a House?

 

A. Of course it can, A House can’t jump at all.


Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911 (or 999 in the UK). He gasps, “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?” 

The operator says “Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
 
 There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says “OK, now what?”


 

 

You know you’re ugly when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.


 

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.


I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.

I just sent it right back – it was way too expensive and really poor quality.


 

and here’s another Nun joke…

Three Nuns die and go to heaven.

They are standing at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is smiling at them.

He says to them “In order to enter the Kingdom of heaven you must each answer a question correctly.”

To the First Nun he asks “What was the name of the first Man?”

She replies “Easy, it was Adam.”

St Peter says “Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.”

To the second Nun St Peter asks “Tell me, What was the name of the first Woman?”

“Easy” She replies “It was Eve.”

St Peter says “Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.”

To the third Nun, who is the Mother Superior, St Peter says “As you are the Mother Superior, your question is going to be a little harder. What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?”

The Mother Superior ponders this for sometime and says “My, that is a hard one.”

St Peter says “Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven.”

 

So Tell me.

  • Which of these jokes did you like best?
  • What types of jokes do you normally like?
  • What is your favourite joke?
  • Which famous Comedian really makes you laugh?

 

Thanks for reading.

🙂

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3 thoughts on “Let’s all have a laugh :-)”

  1. I have an odd sense of humor. Some were funny and I just don’t get the first one 😦 It’s not the joke…it’s me. I accept it. If you love it, then that is all that matters. 🙂

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  2. Ahhhh!!!!! I’m so glad you posted this!
    I love all the jokes you mentioned, I laughed at every single one!!

    Here are a few of my favorites:

    I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can’t put it down.

    I went grocery shopping yesterday, and as I walked over to get a gallon of milk I saw a man, he was standing in the middle of the aisle, he was juggling butter, then he added yogurt, and then cheese. People were standing around watching in awe, crowding up the aisle, and all I could think was, “How dairy!”

    When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs. – This one is really corny, I know, but it makes me laugh every time!

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