This Spying game,
It’s such a shame,
I’m not cut out for it you see.
When I trail a bloke
I cough and choke
And they find out It’s me.
I’m far too clumsy,
Yes, it’s true,
To be a proper spy.
I trip and fall,
Fall off the wall,
No matter how I try.
I’m no good undercover
I failed miserably at that.
I’m too easy to discover
even if I wear a hat.
I tried going incognito
With a leg that’s lame
Despite being incredibly discreto
I couldn’t remember my sodding name.
It’s far too much to handle
This cloak and daggers lark
I went and caused a scandal
when they found me naked in the dark.
So, I’ve handed in my notice
“It’s for the best” spymaster said.
As a spy, I’m totally hopeless
So, I’ve joined the police instead.
Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 15/August/2018
This was inspired by the following word prompts:
Also, my pal, A guy called bloke, is hosting a murder-mystery challenge, so check it out here:
I hope he doesn’t mind, I have borrowed one of his pictures.
Credit where credit is due, the featured picture is from pixabay