I’m No longer a Spy – A Silly Rhyme

This Spying game,

It’s such a shame,

I’m not cut out for it you see.

When I trail a bloke

I cough and choke

And they find out It’s me.

I’m far too clumsy,

Yes, it’s true,

To be a proper spy.

I trip and fall,

Fall off the wall,

No matter how I try.

I’m no good undercover

I failed miserably at that.

I’m too easy to discover

even if I wear a hat.

I tried going incognito

With a leg that’s lame

Despite being incredibly discreto

I couldn’t remember my sodding name.

It’s far too much to handle

This cloak and daggers lark

I went and caused a scandal

when they found me naked in the dark.

So, I’ve handed in my notice

“It’s for the best” spymaster said.

As a spy, I’m totally hopeless

So, I’ve joined the police instead.

 

Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 15/August/2018

 

This was inspired by the following word prompts:

https://wordofthedaychallenge.wordpress.com/2018/08/15/spying/#like-378

FOWC with Fandango — Handle

 

Also, my pal, A guy called bloke, is hosting a murder-mystery challenge, so check it out here:

Are You A Snifty Sleuth?

 

I hope he doesn’t mind, I have borrowed one of his pictures.

 

Credit where credit is due, the featured picture is from pixabay

 

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People are far too complicated to be able to describe in a few words so I am not even going to try.

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