This Spying game,
It’s such a shame,
I’m not cut out for it you see.
When I trail a bloke
I cough and choke
And they find out It’s me.
I’m far too clumsy,
Yes, it’s true,
To be a proper spy.
I trip and fall,
Fall off the wall,
No matter how I try.
I’m no good undercover
I failed miserably at that.
I’m too easy to discover
even if I wear a hat.
I tried going incognito
With a leg that’s lame
Despite being incredibly discreto
I couldn’t remember my sodding name.
It’s far too much to handle
This cloak and daggers lark
I went and caused a scandal
when they found me naked in the dark.
So, I’ve handed in my notice
“It’s for the best” spymaster said.
As a spy, I’m totally hopeless
So, I’ve joined the police instead.
Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 15/August/2018
This was inspired by the following word prompts:
https://wordofthedaychallenge.wordpress.com/2018/08/15/spying/#like-378
Also, my pal, A guy called bloke, is hosting a murder-mystery challenge, so check it out here:
I hope he doesn’t mind, I have borrowed one of his pictures.
Credit where credit is due, the featured picture is from pixabay
Haha!! Loved it!
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Excellent. I’m glad you liked it. It is rather silly, but then, so am I. 😉
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Best way to be!😀
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Enjoyed your humorous little rhyme. However, I fear your character may not do well as a cop, either. 😉
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I suspect you might be right lol 😉
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This little rhyme made me laugh 😀 Good one.
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Oh that’s good 😉
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This is great 😂
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Glad you liked it 🙂
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Ha ha Mr Discreto, superb!! 🙂
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lol Thank you. 🙂
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Hilarious, such a good last line.
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Ha ha, Thank you. I enjoyed writing this one, 🙂
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That last line made me burst out laughing 😂
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I’m glad it hit the spot. I’m making up for being so gloomy yesterday. 🙂
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This gave me a chuckle!!
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That’s good 🙂
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So cute. You made me chuckle.
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Hysterical!! 😊
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Excellent. I wanted it to be funny, but you don’t know if you’ve been successful until it makes people laugh. 🙂
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