A White Elephant Catch Up

I have been given some lovely gifts by various people and I would like to say a big THANK YOU.

This is a fun game invented by Teresa, The Haunted Wordsmith.

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She has gifted me these two fantastic items.

and because I hadn’t heard of his, this introduction to the Randy Rainbow.

I have also received a lovely gift from my friend Rory, A Guy Called Bloke, see the post here:

He gifted me this picture, which represents endless creative possibilities.


Also, The Wide-Eyed Wanderer sent me a lovely and scarily appropriate gift, see the post here:


Dr. Strange

It’s a Dr Strange suit because I may have the mind of a brilliant/deranged sorcerer! I Absolutely LOVE it. 

Thank you for all my lovely gifts. 

I would like to gift Rory, A Guy Called Bloke with this: 

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He told a tale of his youth about one of these, so I thought it appropriate (and Inappropriate at the same time).

To Teresa, The Haunted Wordsmith, I would like to gift this:

I think they should relabel Quorn as this. It might put some people off eating it, but it would sound a lot more interesting. 

Finally, I’d Like to gift Fandango with this rather special gift: 

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All the best, Hope you all like your gifts. 


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17 thoughts on “A White Elephant Catch Up”

  1. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Love the gifts! You just know someone is going ask if Rory’s gift is “one size fits all”

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  2. Ha ha, brilliant Mr K – you certainly know a way to a man’s heart! I was burned once by these literally – wool burns on the skin are not nice lmao!!!

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    1. Nope, and wool shrinks when wet, and if left on a heat is pretty damn icky ………… so l have read lmao!

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  3. Ooh, a bag of Trump hair! Excellent, I will immediately glue it to my otherwise hairless pate and go around denying climate change, embracing dictators and autocrats, paying off porn stars and playboy bunnies with campaign funds (for no particular reason, of course) and acting stupid and delusional. What fun! Thanks Kristian!

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