
I am a rather impulsive chap,
Unfortunately, it has to be said.
The other day, I got in a flap
and totally lost my head.
I thought I’d got an Intruder
so I bashed them on the noggin,
With my hand-knitted draught excluder
I gave them one hell of a floggin’
You can imagine my total dismay
when they rolled over and I Saw
the Postman with his letter’s in disarray
and a parcel that was meant for next door.
I’m sorry for the postman’s headache
and I couldn’t be more distraught
It was a totally honest mistake
I just hope that he’ll settle out of court.
Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 22nd May 2020
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Haha, Kristian. I donโt think youโll be getting any mail for next few years. ๐๐
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No, I’m on their black list now, lol ๐ x
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If you keep on bashing mailmen, that will happen. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Haha ๐
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Oops!๐ณ Well done, Kristian! Made me smile๐
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Thank you Angie, Glad you enjoyed it. ๐
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๐ Maybe this is why the postmen around here deliver to a community mailbox.
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Haha, Yes its safer than risk coming into contact with someone like me armed with a knitted draght excluder ๐ lol
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๐ I guess you didn’t send the doberman. Like to take matters into your own hands.๐ฌ๐ฎ
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Haha, I’ve not got a dog, sadly, and the chickens aren’t aggressive enough… ๐ lol
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