They’d viewed the property online at first. It was the only one that was within their price range but the photos were a little blurry.
When they arrived, Sharon looked at the property with the sloping roof that needed attention, then looked at her partner, Keith.
They were just turning to leave when the man from the Real estate office arrived in his slick suit and smiling like a crocodile.
“Hello there, I spoke to you the day before yesterday, or Nudiustertian, as it says on my word a day calendar!”
Sharon took an instant dislike to the man.
“Now let me introduce you to the owner, Miss Ida Belle. She can show you around.”
Ida Belle was an elderly, large lady with holes in her stocking and an odour of stale cigarettes covered by cheap perfume.
After a tour of the place, they had seen enough. It needed a complete overhaul. The bathroom was in a separate building in yard.
They had to wrest themselves away from the owner and the attentive estate agent.
He grinned at them and said “Look, It’s a fixer upper!”
Sharon and Keith ran for it.
“Cowards”, Ida Belle yelled out the front door.
This story was written for the 50 Word Thursday Challenge – This week hosted by Deb Whittam.
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