Well, As it’s nearly halloween, I thought I would flick through my notebook to find a post from yesteryear to share with you and I found this poem that I wrote in response to a challenge set by that fantastic blogger, A Guy Called Bloke. It’s sort of appropriate for Valentines day or for Halloween… Enjoy:
Well it may be far too late now, but A Guy Called Bloke set a challenge to write a horror story (or Poem) including the following items:
Spooky Card
Rotten Heart
Carnivorous Chocolate Box
Haunted Balloons
Romantic Massacre
Voodoo Dolly
Undead Partner
Devilish Desire
See the posts here:
Valentineβs for Luvvies Challenge 2019 . 9
Valentineβs for Luvvies Challenge 2019 D9
So here is my attempt.
A spooky card came through the door,
I opened it up and nearly swore,
It was from a man Iβd thought was dead.
He should have been, Iβd chopped off his head.
My undead partner will turn me insane,
It seemed heβd risen up once again,
I thought Iβd driven him away.
But now heβs back on Valentineβs Day!
This time Iβll extract his rotten heart,
A romantic massacre to tear him apart,
Or else Iβll use my voodoo doll,
Or haunted balloons, Iβm on a roll.
Or how about a carnivorous chocolate box?
Of failing that a dose of chicken pox?
No, Iβll overindulge my devilish desire,
And burn him satanically on the fire.
Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 15/February/2019
Nicely done Mister K – l am sorry to hear about your chickens having the pox though matey – they need to watch where they are putting it about π
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At least its not venereal. π
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LOL! Thank goodness π
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Reblogged this on A Guy Called Bloke and K9 Doodlepip! and commented:
WhatEVER you do, make sure you don’t EVER upset Master K!
V4L 2019 Ch 9
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Ta very muchly.
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Wow! All the βgoodiesβ for the undead!
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I got carried away a bit π
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No worries. They will enjoy them.
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A master orchestration of all the prompts!
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Thank you. I enjoy using as many as I can. This one was rather fun, in a gruesome way. π
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Excellent!
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π I think it was quite cathartic letting out my wicked side π
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It’s fun to explore every facet we have. π
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You did it up right!
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I got far too much pleasure writing it. π
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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Thank you very much for reblogging π
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I have a macabre sense of humour, and loved this!
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Thank you. Me too. I love a bit of dark comedy. π
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I missed reading it then, Kristian! Spooky fun.
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Thank you π I’m glad you liked it.
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