A silly poem – Food that I Adore.

This poem was written in response to this challenge set by Esther Chilton.

If you want to take part, see the link below:

https://esthernewtonblog.wordpress.com/2018/09/20/i-challenge-you-to-32/comment-page-1/#comment-14524

The challenge was to write something about your favourite food.

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Of all the foodstuffs I like most,

I’ve got to say, it’s beans on toast.

I could eat them for my dinner,

I would happily have a munch,

And though you may call me Sinner

I’d have them for my lunch,

And breakfast too, I’m not so proud,

They’re cheap as chips, so lick my lips,

I’m prepared to shout out loud.

It’s beans on toast that I love most

They help me dissipate the crowd,

With an unfortunate gaseous cloud.

There is one thing more,

That I adore,

And I could not forsake,

So, therefore, let me implore

Bring me some Tea and Cake.

 

Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 20/September/2018

Keeping Granny on her Toes – A Poem

This poem was written in response to this challenge set by Esther Chilton.

If you want to take part, see the link below:

https://esthernewtonblog.wordpress.com/2018/09/13/i-challenge-you-to-31/#like-18333

The challenge was to write something about “Kids”.

 

Keeping Granny on her Toes

 

As my cousins and I ran through

granny’s house, leaving carpet skids,

We heard her dulcet tones ring out

screaming “Bloody Kids”.

 

Granny loved her grandchildren very dearly,

of that we were aware,

‘But why’, thought Granny, ‘did her daughters

use her for free childcare?’

 

She chased us around her garden beds

with her garden hose.

We all thought it was our duty,

to keep dear Granny on her toes.

 

But although she used to swear,

and shout when we behaved ‘full-on’,

Granny gave us all the best of hugs,

and I miss her now she’s gone.

 

Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 13/September/2018

Look Out Below – A Silly Rhyme

“Look out below!” 

The young man said

But too late, it fell

on someone’s head.

 

“Oh dear, I did warn”

Said the young fellow, 

“Before I dropped

that old piano.”

 

But Condolences,

it gave none at all,

the other was killed

by the piano’s fall.

 

“I’ll shout much louder,

Perhaps, ‘Take Cover!’

the next time I try

to push out another.”

 

This tales moral,

Don’t be too slow

when someone shouts out,

“Look out Below!”

 

The End

 

FOWC with Fandango — Below

Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 08/August/2018

 

 

 

 

 

Narcissists Joke – A light hearted poem.

Narcissism seems to be

in fashion currently.

It’s everywhere you care

to look, especially T.V.

Smile for the camera’s dear

You’re the reason why we’re here.

It is a royal wedding, true,

You think it’s all about you. 

Why can’t everyone see,

it’s not all about them.

No, no, not at all.

Obviously,

It’s all about me.  

He he. 

🙂 

 

Copyright Kristian Fogarty 20/May/2018

 

https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/narcissism/

 

via Daily Prompt: Narcissism

3 Days 3 Quotes Challenge – Day 2

The rules are simple:

1. Thank the person who nominates you

2. Post one quote per day for 3 consecutive days

3. Nominate three new bloggers each day

I would like to thank Confessions of an Irish Procrastinator for nominating me for this challenge. Please click on the link below and check out their blog, it is always great fun to read!

https://confessionsofanirishprocrastinator.wordpress.com/2018/04/24/3-days-3-quotes-day-1/

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

My Quote for today is attributed to Reba McEntire.

To Succeed in life, you need three things: A wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Well I am still growing the second….

 

Today I would like to nominate tintins

https://swervestrikesback.wordpress.com/2018/04/25/tanka-tanka/#like-531

 

Have a nice day.