Multiple Word Prompt Story – A Tight Deadline (A slightly rude comic tale)

This story was inspired by the following word prompts:

Word of the Day: Succinct.

https://wordofthedaychallenge.wordpress.com/2018/07/31/succinct/

https://onedailyprompt.wordpress.com/2018/07/31/your-daily-word-prompt-confidant-july-31st-2018/

https://fivedotoh.com/2018/07/31/fowc-with-fandango-deadline/

https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2018/07/31/rdp-61-pulse/

https://thehauntedwordsmith.wordpress.com/2018/07/31/three-things-challenge-31-july-2018/

Today’s things are: meat loaf, soup, stealing

WARNING: This story is a little bit rude. 

A Tight Deadline

It was the strangest dinner party I had ever been to. The host and hostess were a particularly odd pair wearing matching aprons. I had only been invited along at the last-minute because Siobhan asked me to come with her. Why I said yes, I’ll never know. Infatuation will make you do crazy things.