I am a rather impulsive chap,
Unfortunately, it has to be said.
The other day, I got in a flap
and totally lost my head.
I thought I’d got an Intruder
so I bashed them on the noggin,
With my hand-knitted draught excluder
I gave them one hell of a floggin’
You can imagine my total dismay
when they rolled over and I Saw
the Postman with his letter’s in disarray
and a parcel that was meant for next door.
I’m sorry for the postman’s headache
and I couldn’t be more distraught
It was a totally honest mistake
I just hope that he’ll settle out of court.
Copyright: Kristian Fogarty 22nd May 2020
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